The mission: Make dad's house spotless to make way for my new kitten so he doesn't eat something and die...or get lost in the mess, also to up my chances of keeping him because I cleaned the house.

Why is it impossible?: Have you seen my dad's house? No? One look and you'd understand.

The progress: Well the island is slightly cleaner... and I've vacuumed under 3 out of 4 of the couches/chairs in the living room, "organized" the pile of stuff on the mudroom counter, and I'm in the process of cleaning the bathroom.

Wish me luck...